Protest For Protest's Sake

I've been at university for almost 3 months now, and I still haven't chained myself to a tree, burned my bras or stampeded around town carrying angry signage.
I feel I ought to be protesting about something, but I don't really know what...

The 'Miss UCL' competition is around the corner, so I'm considering allying myself with the lesbians feminists and acting completely outraged.
To be honest, I don't really care, but I feel I should convince myself that it's absolutely ridiculous for a university to have a beauty pageant: We are a centre of academic learning and intelligence, and we should know better than to objectify women...blah blah blah...
..and I've already lost interest in my own argument.

Oh screw it, I'm just jealous.